March 2012
My mom needs to come home already.
I’m getting worried. Sigh
wake up: exhausted
12 pm: exhausted
3 pm: fucking exhausted
5 pm: really fucking exhausted
7 pm: about to pass out
bed time: the energy of 5 million condensed suns
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When I tell my mom about my friends:
Mom: You need better friends.
Me: I know. I know.
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Dear You,
I don’t particularly enjoy your presence. No one else seems to like you anyway. And let’s face it, we’re just not going to be friends or acquaintances. I have never been more annoyed with one person in my entire life. Drop the small talk, because you do enough talking and to put it quite frankly, I’m sick of you running your disgusting mouth all the time. So put your mouth...
& if you have a mother like mine, you'll realize...
“Apparently orgasm is the only point where your mind becomes completely empty—you...”
– Jeff Buckley (via blua)
February 2012
when people in couples change their last names to...
lovetiffany:
BAHAHAHAHHHAHAH
NO.
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I don't know what it is, but something about my...
Maybe because most of them are either one or more of the following things:
1. Melodramatic
2. Shallow/Stuck up/etc.
3. Has an ego larger than the population of China.
4. Always starting stuff with someone.
5. Fake as hell
6. Oblivious to the obvious
7. Lacking in the common sense department (though our school is for “smart kids”)
8. Don’t know when to shut up
9. Selfish/...
Mean Girls > Oscars.
Teacher: You've really created the illusion of depth!
Daria: I'm thinking of going into politics.
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Buddha, Krishna, and Black Baby Jesus
just give me one day
one day where I don’t want to slap everyone
I’ve had too many of those since the beginning of the semester
That one follower that always reblogs you.
Some people try too hard to change others.
iskeetedon:
Worry about yourself. Quit meddling in everyone else’s business and just focus on what you need to do in order to have a decent unforgettable life. Often times people are so worried about everyone else that they forget themselves. They become lost and confused. Just save yourself the trouble and live your own life before you decide to direct others on what they should and shouldn’t...
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Watchli0nw0lf:
do-it-n0w-remember-it-later:
anadorablemonsterr:
lauraisawhore:
everythingforgiven:
woxje:
f-eathers:
o-c-e-a-n-i-c:
n-e-o-n-s-u-n:
mayanaalicious:
fuckingsheep:
I. AM. SCREAMING.
I HAVE FINALLY SEEN IT
OH SWEET JESUS
I HAVE NO REGRETS ABOUT HAVING THIS ON MY BLOG
why aren’t these kids my bestfriends. why.
I FOUND IT. I FINALLY FOUND IT. MY LIFE IS FUCKING...